Grandma was lying in bed not budging. Went down to unit below where my parents were also not budging. Ask for help on fb to no avail. My mum finally budged when I sat her up. The next thing that happened was that countless cats swarmed into my shop.
MoreWhat seems to be a furniture bazaar with a carnival-like atmosphere. From bridge, I saw a chick whose boyfriend is an ang moh. Watching survival race of sorts. Ang moh and chick in dinghy headed left towards wall in what seems like loss of control of the dinghy. They eventually bounced off the wall and […]
MoreDa**l. Private jet. A380. Went to Myanmar. Tried entering the cockpit on the top floor but could not enter. Apparently the top floor was closed for aircon repairs. All expensive cars in the cargo. There were many girls too. Everything was pretty much mafia style. When the plane landed we didn’t know what to do […]
MoreThis dream right out of drama. Setting: old school hk streets. 3 man team. R*g*r, the girl I did biz project with and some other guy. Project: to do cleaning service. Name: jia jia something. We were introduced to staff by someone who looks like next door guy. Start service: food is inadequate. Tables not […]
MoreA mess Main: aeroplane attack on commandos. Aeroplane knocking the head. Many have been killed at the runway. I was a traget. I hid in hdb blocks where there were tables and chairs and ants. Met a girl who transformed into a Thai when I ordered food. Tccng rian ruu phaasaa thay wai blah blah […]
MoreMartian attack. Tom Cruise style. Two rounds of attack. I was hit. Hid under car. Night time more peaceful. Next day another rouund. Escaped again. Thai aunty came up to me. Directions to a map where there are many survivors? Long canal along a path. Row of houses. I was to head for an “end” […]
MoreJ**n q**g and W*ll** draped with aprons with a pocket in front. They were playing the recorder with a box in front of them. They take turns to play a repetitive motif. They do the “wai” between verses, putting down their recorders on the box when they do so. We go around to furniture shops. […]
MoreMet a person who is like a cross between Ajarn S*******l and Ajarn T***a. One of her students N**a went errant and have disappeared for some time. She’s worried. Period He sent a letter one day. He has cancer. Recuperating in a home in what seems like Serangoon Gardens Country Club.
MoreI noticed a cockroach crawling around in my room and instinctively sprayed Baygon at it. However instead of dying, the relentless cockroach was conjuring what seemed like an illusion of disappearing and reappearing behind me. I chased and sprayed at the cockroaches furiously but they refused to die. The initial illusion was the result of […]
MoreI love my girlfriend Shu Yi. I ordered a plate of carrot cake and was handed two pairs of chopsticks by the aunty. One pair was dirty and the other pair, clean. I know I love Shu Yi because I passed the clean pair of chopsticks to her. Hehe, for friends whom I’ve ever passed […]
MoreUnreasonable girlfriends get away with their whims and fancies. This post is not about my girlfriend. He picked up his bag, gently flicked his soft supple long hair and walked away with a prototype of the intended final product, not turning back to take a final glance at me. My relationship with a customer soured. […]
MoreOriginal cheer We will win the war! We will win the war! We will win the war! This time! X2 Revised cheer We get free parking! We get free parking! We get free parking! This time! X2 You tio summonnn~~~ (deep and guai lan with spirit fingers)
MoreAnd we thought that the solutions to cleaning up the environment are to switch off the lights and turn off the taps after use. Not forgetting planting shrubs and trees in the neighbourhood. Perhaps the point is missed. Consider the high rate of replacement of clothes, shoes. Iphones? The root of the threat to the […]
MoreDear: Can I really be a salesperson? Reply: I think you can look back at your own life. There are times when you must have convinced someone of something, or at least aligned her thoughts with yours. Hold on to that feeling. What remains is the subject matter at hand. Our reaction: WaaaaaaH! Didn’t know […]
MoreA quick guide to tailoring shirts for first timers; a quick reminder who might qualify as good tailors for myself. I am in Bangkok and I did the best that could ever be done to test who qualifies as a good tailor. I went to two different tailor shops. One decidedly bad and the other good. […]
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